"Hey, I didn't know skunks smelled like that!" And it wasn't a cologne that he enjoyed.
Now dead fish parts - that's a different story...
One Step (non-pink) Deskunking: Mix dilute hydrogen peroxide and baking soda into a heavy paste.
Add a dash of dishwashing soap. Apply onto aromatic area. Rinse with clean water. Go for a walk.
                                             -with thanks to Kevin Furness and the "never say never again" dog.
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