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The pages may only be seen properly with Microsoft Internet Explorer. Netscape does not permit loading of all the pictures and music.

A bit of free advice to those of you who write web pages: Never include a clickable email address on your pages. A very clumsily handwritten address on a scrap of paper (like mine) displayed as a scanned .gif or .jpg, is less likely to be picked up by robot spam spreaders. You will still receive masses of annoying advertising, but anything you can do to stop the machines will help. Also, if you have email, do not use the vacation reply system .. (Vacation replies automatically reply to the thousands of spam machines during your vacation and they will continue to send you more annoying advertising at an exponentially increasing level).

Use arrows and Scroll Bars at the side of your browser, or use the Page Up and Page Down keys. These pages are constructed using html for Microsoft Explorer. Netscape Navigator does not view the pages correctly .. for example, this page has music "Browsing Along", the "COMPUTER SOFTWARE" banner should scroll, below the Price List. There is also a small animated cartoon airplane, which you may not be able to see with Netscape Navigator.

The Canadian Dollar has dropped to such a low point that all Canadian prices may appear to be very good value. There is a link at the end of this page where you may check on international exchange rates.

Many links to flight training in Canada, travel, humour - at end of this page... scroll down.

Sound is a Midi-Plug from Yamaha .. see Butterflies page link at end of this page.

Airplane is from animations page - link at end of this page.

Click here to read Stories of Flying and Travel.

This link leads to a page concerning life stories, humor, complaints, advice and letters. Click here to read The Life Column.

This link leads to an index page for advertising Click here to read Local Advertising Pages.

We will be happy to scan your photograph, black & white, or colour and to publish for two weeks, for your international friends to see. Send (size:up to 8" X 11") photograph together with money- order $5.00. U.S.A. for small picture as above, (or USA$20 money order for your own separate page) to PO Box 1, Site 23, Eden Mills Ontario, NOB 1PO. Canada.

The following quotes are written using I for Italics at the beginning and /I to end the Italics. Also use B for bold and /B to end the bold. The Leonardo quote and all those following, use the blockquote command. They also use an em command. The only effect I can see is that they are indented. I cannot see what effect the em command has.

A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

You can't discover new horizons unless you've got the courage to lose sight of land.

Criticism is something you can easily avoid - by - saying nothing, doing nothing and being nothing

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but
most times he will pick himself up and carry on...
-- Winston Churchill

For once you have tasted flight you will
walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward;
for there you have been,
and there you long to return.

-Leonardo Da Vinci
Only after the last tree has been cut down
Only after the last river has been poisoned
Only after the last fish has been caught
Only then will we admit
That money cannot be eaten.

We are a feral and alien species.
We do what feral and alien species do.
In our adopted lands we have no opposition.
We destroy and breed until all indigenous species become extinct.

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
I would really like to be an optimist, but I doubt it would work out.
My doctor said I should socialize more, so I joined Procrastinators Canada. That was four years ago. Their meetings are always postponed.
God said I would work with stubborn people, but I didn't know there would be so many of them.
Success is not so difficult, just bite off more than you can chew, then go out and do it.
Help me to resist temptation Lord, especially when no one is looking.
There are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be out.
All prices subject to change according to customer's attitude.

Warning: This points to "wav" sound file which is 32K Cessna 182 engine.

This points to a "wav" sound file which is 136K The Microsoft Sound

This points to a cute car horn "wav" sound file which is only 7K Chat Beep

For further information about products illustrated on these pages, please send to Simpson PO Box 1, Site 23, Eden Mills. Ontario. NOB 1PO Canada, OR email TO address above.

Guelph is situated in the "Golden Horshoe" of Southern Ontario. There are many interesting cultural events and Toronto and Kitchener are within easy reach. Click here to read Diary From Ontario - personal comments on weather and local events.

The following are links to some of our favourite places on the Internet. Just click on the underlined item - and it will take you there:

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The page of my cousin Christopher Robin, includes job search sites for Canadian Students, free Hotmail link and other interesting information. Click here to see and use Back on your browser to return

A link to my personal notes on "Java" JAVA NOTES

A link to my personal notes on "HTML" HyperText notes.

A link to our pages for "Calorie Counters on Line - A page of support and information for those fighting the "Battle of the Bulge". Calorie Counting etc.

Isn't it annoying when you want to check the local movie times - and all the lines are busy! For Guelph, Cambridge and Kitchener/Waterloo you can just visit Front Row Center at http://www.frontrowcentre.com. Simply - go check it out.

. Build your own Europa aircraft. (The Europa Company home page seems to have been taken down, so here is an enthusiastic builder's page). Does 200 mph on minimal gas and carries regular luggage.
More links to inexpensive travel, cruises etc.
Aircraft ABC Everything Aircraft from Adam Aircraft through Zenith Aircraft
A useful site to find best prices and availability of airline tickets and all kinds of booking arrangements.
Ontario Science Centre
Butterflies of the World and music: "Midi-Plugs" by Yamaha at the bottom of this beautiful page from Japan.
Canadian Owners & Pilots' Association
Canadian Association of Retired Persons. A useful site for those over the big 50.
Greatest Collection of Winsock Software.

Click here to check on daily exchange rates and use BACK on your browser to return here.

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