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A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you
You can't discover new horizons unless you've got
the courage to lose sight of land.
Criticism is something you can easily avoid -
by - saying nothing, doing nothing and being nothing
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but
most times he will pick himself up and carry on...
-- Winston Churchill
For once you have tasted flight you will
walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward;
for there you have been,
and there you long to return.
-Leonardo Da Vinci
Only after the last tree has been cut down
Only after the last river has been poisoned
Only after the last fish has been caught
Only then will we admit
That money cannot be eaten.
We are a feral and alien species.
We do what feral and alien species do.
In our adopted lands we have no opposition.
We destroy and breed until all indigenous species become extinct.
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
I would really like to be an optimist, but I doubt it would work out.
My doctor said I should socialize more, so I joined Procrastinators
Canada. That was four years ago. Their meetings are always postponed.
God said I would work with stubborn people, but I didn't know there
would be so many of them.
Success is not so difficult, just bite off more than you can chew,
then go out and do it.
Help me to resist temptation Lord, especially when no one is looking.
There are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen,
those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be out.
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